I'm Staying Petty But Not Minding My Business Unisex Sweatshirt
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I'm thankful for my Pettiness Unisex Sweatshirt
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I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Sweatshirt
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If Billionaires need Welfare, They ain’t Billionaires Unisex Sweatshirt
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If Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Are Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right Unisex Sweatshirt
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If I Send You This I'm 'Bout to Stand on Facts Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceIf petty was a Mama Unisex Sweatshirt
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If petty was a person Unisex Sweatshirt
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If they Can't Handle your Shine that's their Problem Unisex Sweatshirt
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If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Sweatshirt
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If Your Political Party Wants to Hurt People, I Want No Part of It Unisex Sweatshirt
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If You’ve Got Something to Say, Say It to My Face Unisex Sweatshirt
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Imagine Being Scared of Diversity But Not Dictatorship Unisex Sweatshirt
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Imagine Being Scared of Diversity But Not Dictatorship Unisex Sweatshirt (LIMITED EDITION)
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Imagine Voting for the Felon Just to Get Fired Unisex Sweatshirt
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Imagine You Voted for the Guy Who Treats Billionaires Better than Veterans Unisex Sweatshirt
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In a World of Oranges, Be Al Green Unisex Sweatshirt
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In My Petty Betty Era Unisex Sweatshirt
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In my Petty Girl Era Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
