They'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit priceThey'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThey'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceWhat’s Scarier Than a Haunted House? The White House Mug 11oz (White & Orange)
Regular price $20Unit priceWhat’s Scarier Than a Haunted House? The White House Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit pricePetty Claus is coming to Town Mug 11oz (Red & Green)
Regular price $20Unit priceNew Year's Petty Mug 11oz (White)
Regular price $20Unit priceNew Year's Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price- Regular priceFrom $25Unit price
Deck the Halls with Pettiness Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit pricePetty Claus Retro Mug 11oz (White & Red)
Regular price $20Unit priceThankful Grateful Petty Mug 11oz (Fall Color)
Regular price $20Unit pricePetty Pledge Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit pricePray for Me I'm Petty Mug 11oz (Fall Colors)
Regular price $20Unit priceMy Pettiness Won't Fit under the Tree Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceMy New Year's Resolution: To be more Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit priceMrs. Petty Claus Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit priceMs. Petty Claus Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit pricePetty Pledge Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit priceMy Pettiness Won't Fit under the Tree Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit priceI'm thankful for my Pettiness Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.