*HOODIE* Don’t Use Me to Hide Your Hate Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* It’s Wild How Broke the GOP Gets When It’s Time to Help Regular People Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Republican Party Hates Poor People, Especially the Ones Who Vote for Them Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm Not Hard to Love. I'm Hard to Play Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Dear Media, They’re Not in Office. Write About Who Is Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Being Inclusive Isn’t Political, But Being Exclusive Is Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Real Threat to America Ain’t DEI Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* 2028 Someone Who Actually Gives a Damn About All of Us Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Forgive? Sometimes. Receipts? Every time Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I’m Not Ignoring You. I’m Just Giving My Energy to Things That Matter Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Your Political Party Wants to Hurt People, I Want No Part of It Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Imagine Voting for the Felon Just to Get Fired Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Billionaires need Welfare, They ain’t Billionaires Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If They Can't Handle Your Shine, That's Their Problem Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Claus is coming to town Unisex Hoodie (Christmas Colors)
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*HOODIE* I'm Not Aspiring to Be Humble Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Cheat back Sis Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Girls Have More Fun Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I don't think you're ready for this Pettylicious Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I don't need a Cape. I'm already Super Petty Unisex Hoodie
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
