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You Choose the Behavior. Now watch me choose the Consequences Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
*HOODIE* I choose Pettiness Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* You Choose the Behavior. Now watch me choose the Consequences Unisex Hoodie
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You Choose the Behavior. Now watch me choose the Consequences Unisex Sweatshirt
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I choose Immigrants over people who protect PDF's in power Unisex Tee
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I Choose Pettiness Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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I choose Immigrants over people who protect PDF's in power Tote bag
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I Didn't Choose the Petty Life, The Petty Life Chose Me Unisex Tee
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They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* I choose Immigrants over people who protect PDF's in power Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
I Didn't Choose the Petty Life, The Petty Life Chose Me Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
I choose Immigrants over people who protect PDF's in power Unisex Tank Top
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I choose Immigrants over people who protect PDF's in power *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceYou Choose the Behavior, Now Watch Me Choose the Consequences Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Tote bag
Regular price $20Unit price-
They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
