-
They found money for an airline, a war, and a ballroom. But not for you Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
They found money for an airline, a war, and a ballroom. But not for you Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
They found money for an airline, a war, and a ballroom. But not for you Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
They have enough. Tax them Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
They have enough. Tax them Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
They have enough. Tax them Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
They love the Second Amendment until the gun owner disagrees with them Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
They love the Second Amendment until the gun owner disagrees with them Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
They love the Second Amendment until the gun owner disagrees with them Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
They Really Voted to Make the Dumbest MF President Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
They Really Voted to Make the Dumbest MF President Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
They Really Voted to Make the Dumbest MF President Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
They Really Voted to Make the Dumbest MF President Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
They stole the map. Vote anyway Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
They stole the map. Vote anyway Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
They stole the map. Vote anyway Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
They Took Jasmine's District. She Said, OK, Bet Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
Start Here
What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
