*HOODIE* I Resolve Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I Want for White People What They Want for Black People Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm White But Not That White Unisex Hoodie (RAINBOW)
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*HOODIE* If Fairness Threatens Your Culture, Your Culture is White Supremacy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Incompetence Had a Mascot, It Would Wear a Stupid Red Hat Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If their Ideas were Popular, They wouldn’t have to Suppress Votes Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If They Can Take Our Rights, They Can Take Yours Too. And They Will Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If they were truly America first, they would have voted for KAMALA Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Hoodie (BOLD)
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*HOODIE* If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Hoodie (ELEGANT)
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*HOODIE* If You Didn’t Vote for Kamala, I Wish You the Worst Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If you're white in America, IMMIGRATION is your origin story Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If your policies suck, change your policies. Don’t change the map Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Your Unity Requires Erasing People, It’s Not Unity Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Y’all Had Just Listened to Black Women Unisex Hoodie (RAINBOW)
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*HOODIE* Imagine Being Scared of *Universal Healthcare* but Not PDFs Unisex Hoodie
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
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We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
