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*HOODIE* They found money for an airline, a war, and a ballroom. But not for you Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They have enough. Tax them Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They love the Second Amendment until the gun owner disagrees with them Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They use the bible to exclude the exact people Jesus included Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They’re Obsessed with Controlling Women but Terrified of Exposing Predators Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Tired People Still Have to Vote Unisex Hoodie
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
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We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
