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Our Kids Care More About Our Country More than the People Who Run It Unisex Long Sleeved Tee (CIRCLE)

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Our Kids Care More About Our Country More than the People Who Run It Unisex Long Sleeved Tee (CLASSIC)

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I choose Immigrants over people who protect PDF's in power Unisex Long Sleeved Tee

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Colonizers Gonna Colonize Unisex Long Sleeved Tee

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The Real Threat to America Ain’t DEI Unisex Long Sleeved Tee

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The Draft-Dodging, Benefit-Slashing Security Risk Does Not Get a Parade Unisex Long Sleeved Tee

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June is Still Pride Month Unisex Long Sleeved Tee

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Dear Media, They’re Not in Office. Write About Who Is Unisex Long Sleeved Tee

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The Republican Party Hates Poor People, Especially the Ones Who Vote for Them Unisex Long Sleeved Tee

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Of course the Felon-in-Chief was lying. He was never anti-war. It was never America First Unisex Long Sleeved Tee

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Stop Trying to Make It Make Sense. His Supporters Really Are This Stupid Unisex Long Sleeve Tee LIMITED EDITION (Gold)

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The Tariffs don’t lie. Job reports don’t lie. The grocery prices don't lie. But he does Long Sleeved Unisex Tee

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Imagine Getting a Felony for Throwing a Sandwich but Not for Trying to Overthrow the Government Long Sleeved Unisex Tee

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The Maps Are Rigged. Unhinged Rant Long Sleeved Unisex Tee

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The Draft-Dodging, Benefit-Slashing Security Risk Does Not Get a Parade Long Sleeved Unisex Tee

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What does petty mean here?

Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.

How long will my order take?

Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.

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Where are you located?

We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.

Are you Black-owned?

Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.

Do you offer rush delivery?

Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.

What size should I order?

Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.

What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?

Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.