If you want to see petty, mess with my kids Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceUncommon Favor Ain't Petty But I Am Unisex Tee
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Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceIt's a Country Album Unisex Tee
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Petty's First Law of Overreaction Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit pricePetty's First Law of Overreaction Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price*HOODIE* Petty's First Law of Overreaction Unisex Hoodie
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Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceDon't Mess with the Petty Teacher Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit priceDon't Mess with the Petty Teacher Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price*HOODIE* Don't Mess with the Petty Teacher Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceDon't Mess with the Petty Teacher Unisex Tee (MILITARY GREEN/WHITE)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceDon't Mess with the Petty Teacher Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceMy Plants Are Petty Too Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit priceMy Plants are Petty too Unisex Sweatshirt
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.