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*HOODIE* Thinking God Loves You Because You Hate Your Neighbor Is Crazy Unisex Hoodie - Black/White / SMALL is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Apparel:
Wash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.
Tote bags:
Spot clean or hand wash with mild detergent. Air dry.
Mugs:
Dishwasher safe, but hand washing helps keep the print looking fresh longer.
Blankets:
Wash separately in cold water on a gentle cycle before first use. Tumble dry on low heat. Blankets may arrive fuzzy, so you may need to wash and dry yours a second time to remove extra fuzz or lint. After the first wash or two, the blanket relaxes, softens even more, and is ready for future use.
Stickers, pins, yard signs, and accessories:
Wipe clean with a soft cloth when needed.
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. We try to beat that whenever we can, but that is the best estimate to use when planning your order.
Rush delivery options are available at checkout. Selecting rush delivery moves your order to the front of the line and gives you a shorter shipping timeframe.
Rush delivery speeds up processing and shipping, but it does not guarantee same-day shipping.
Start with the item and color you are ordering. Some colors use a different garment or fabric blend, so their measurements may be different. Find your garment type below, then use the chart that lists your selected color.
Between sizes? Choose the larger size if you prefer a roomier fit.
Find your selected color below. Use the chart inside that color group.
Use this chart for: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink, Heather Gray and Neon.
Standard solid colors: 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz.
Heather Gray: 90% combed ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, 4.3 oz.
Neon: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester, 4.3 oz.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 17.5" | 27" |
| Small | 19" | 28" |
| Medium | 20.5" | 29" |
| Large | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL* | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL* | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL* | 34" | 36" |
*Only select colors are available in sizes 4XL through 6XL.
Use this chart for: Pink, Purple, Clay and Mint.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors contain polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 16.5" | 27" |
| Small | 18" | 28" |
| Medium | 20" | 29" |
| Large | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Fabric: Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric composition may vary by color.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 16.5" | 26.75" |
| Small | 18" | 27.75" |
| Medium | 20" | 28.75" |
| Large | 22" | 29.75" |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.75" |
| 3XL | 28" | 32.75" |
| 4XL | 30" | 33.75" |
Black: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, 4.2 oz.
Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, 4.2 oz.
Neon: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, 3.6 oz.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 16.25" | 26" |
| Small | 18.25" | 27" |
| Medium | 20.25" | 28" |
| Large | 22.25" | 29" |
| XL | 24.25" | 30" |
| 2XL | 26.25" | 31" |
| 3XL | 28.25" | 32" |
Fabric: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 17.5" | 27" |
| Small | 19" | 28" |
| Medium | 20.5" | 29" |
| Large | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve, Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 20" | 27" | 33.5" |
| Medium | 22" | 28" | 34.5" |
| Large | 24" | 29" | 35.5" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 36.5" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" | 37.5" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" | 38.5" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" | 39.5" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" | 40.5" |
Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve, Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 20" | 27" | 33.5" |
| Medium | 22" | 28" | 34.5" |
| Large | 24" | 29" | 35.5" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 36.5" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" | 37.5" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" | 38.5" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" | 39.5" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" | 40.5" |
Our apparel uses unisex sizing, but fit can vary slightly by garment and fabric. Measure a similar item you already own and compare it with the correct chart above. For additional help, email orders@godaintpetty.com before ordering and include the product name, selected color and the fit you prefer.
*HOODIE* Thinking God Loves You Because You Hate Your Neighbor Is C...
*HOODIE* Thinking God Loves You Because You Hate Your Neighbor Is Crazy Unisex Hoodie - Black/White / SMALL is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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