*HOODIE* I Woke up Feeling Petty Today Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit priceMy Pettiness Won't Fit under the Tree Unisex Tee
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Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit priceThe Petty Queen Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price*HOODIE* I'm thankful for my Pettiness Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit priceI'm thankful for my Pettiness Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price*HOODIE* I'm not only a Client. I'm the Petty President Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit priceI'm not only a Client. I'm the Petty President Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Virgo Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Scorpio Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Sagittarius Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Leo Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Libra Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Gemini Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Aquarius Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Pisces Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Capricorn Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Aries Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Cancer Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit priceSuper Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.