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Poor white people don’t realize they are up next *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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Dissent is not a threat to democracy. Silencing Dissent is Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Dissent is not a threat to democracy. Silencing Dissent is Tote bag
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Dissent is not a threat to democracy. Silencing Dissent is Unisex Tank Top
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Dissent is not a threat to democracy. Silencing Dissent is Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Dissent is not a threat to democracy. Silencing Dissent is Unisex Hoodie
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Dissent is not a threat to democracy. Silencing Dissent is *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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Fuck a Ballroom Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Fuck a Ballroom Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Fuck a Ballroom Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Fuck a Ballroom Unisex Hoodie
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Fuck a Ballroom *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
