I’m Not Saying I Told You So—But I Absolutely Did Unisex Tee
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I Don't Care if You Walk, Run, Roll, or Twerk to the Polls. Just Vote Unisex Tee
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Imagine Being Scared of Diversity But Not Dictatorship Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Pray for Me. I'm Petty. Black/White Die Cut Sticker
Regular price $5Unit priceAll I Want for Christmas Is Democracy Back Unisex Tee (Christmas Colors)
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I'm Petty but not petty petty Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* Pray for Me. I'm Petty. Hoodie *Halloween Edition*
Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceBehind every petty mom is a petty kid Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* My Black Job Paid for this Hoodie Unisex Hoodie
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What They Call Radical Is Just Basic Humanity *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee (Front and Back Print)
Regular priceFrom $34Unit pricePetty without a Filter Unisex Tee
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The Pettiest Sagittarius Ever Unisex Tee
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The Pettiest Cancer Ever Unisex Tee
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Just So We’re Clear, Slavery Is Bad Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Sarcasm is my weapon of choice Unisex Hoodie
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Just So We’re Clear, Slavery Is Bad Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
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The Pettiest Scorpio Ever Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
