Without DEI, America Would Be a Third-World Country Unisex Sweatshirt
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Don’t Use Me to Hide Your Hate Unisex Sweatshirt
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It’s Wild How Broke the GOP Gets When It’s Time to Help Regular People Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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I'm Not Hard to Love. I'm Hard to Play Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Zero to petty in One Sec Unisex Sweatshirt
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Zero to petty in one sec Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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Your Favorite Petty Educator Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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*HOODIE* You Don’t Get Access Just Because You Apologize Unisex Hoodie
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You can keep the apology. I saw what I needed to see Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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You Know Who "Didn’t Earn It”? Columbus Unisex Sweatshirt
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When They Go Low, We Go Pardon Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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When They Go Low, We Go Pardon Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* When They Go Low, We Go Pardon Unisex Hoodie
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When They Go Low, We Go Pardon Unisex Tee
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
