The Petty Princess Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The Petty Prince Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The Pettiest Pisces Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
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- Regular price $27Unit price
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in the Carolinas Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in the DMV Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
The Draft-Dodging, Benefit-Slashing Security Risk Does Not Get a Parade Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
The Draft-Dodging, Benefit-Slashing Security Risk Does Not Get a Parade Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Draft-Dodging, Benefit-Slashing Security Risk Does Not Get a Parade Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Sunflowers bring joy. I bring Pettiness Mug 11oz (White & Gold)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The Pettiest Dad in the World Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
The First Family of Petty Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The First Family of Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
The Pettiest Person In Louisiana Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
The Pettiest Person In Illinois Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
The Pettiest Person In Georgia Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
The Pettiest Libra Ever Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
The Pettiest Leo Ever Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
