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They're not Pro-life. They're Pro-Women stuck- at- home Unisex Tee
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They’re Obsessed with Controlling Women but Terrified of Exposing Predators Unisex Tee
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Tired People Still Have to Vote Unisex Tee
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Trust your eyes. The racists in charge don't think any Black person is qualified Unisex Tee
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Turns out DEI wasn’t holding the country back. It was holding it together Unisex Tee
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Uncommon Favor Ain't Petty But I Am Unisex Tee
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Unqualified Men Have Questioned Qualified Women for Too Long. Not Anymore Unisex Tee
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Vote like they are cheating because they are Unisex Tee
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Wake up. Pray. Be Petty Unisex Tee
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We been riding with Dawn since before dawn Unisex Tee
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We Could’ve Had Progress. They Chose Greed and Bigotry Instead Unisex Tee
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What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
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We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
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Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
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Do you offer rush delivery?
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Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
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