My Pettiness Won't Fit under the Tree Unisex Sweatshirt
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My Therapist said I could be Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Peppermint Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Birthday Girl Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit pricePetty for the culture Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty le Pew Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty like my Daddy Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Like My Mama Remix Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price*HOODIE* Pray for Me I'm Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Hoodie
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Pray for Me I'm Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Wisdom and Shade Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Hoodie
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Wisdom and Shade Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* God Ain't Petty Unisex Hoodie (Fall Colors 🍁)
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God Ain't Petty Unisex Sweatshirt (Fall Colors 🍁)
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Petty Pet Parent Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Pledge Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Saint Perfect Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Vibes Only Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Woman Walking Down the Street Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty: Not Dating, Engaged, or Married Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty: Party of One Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
