*HOODIE* The Pettiest Scorpio Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Capricorn Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in Illinois Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in Texas Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in Louisiana Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in Georgia Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in the DMV Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in the Carolinas Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Pet Parent Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty King Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Prince Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Princess Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Queen Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm the Petty Soror Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* 100 Percent Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Daddy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty like my Daddy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Proud Member of the Petty Pew Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My name is Jennifer and I'm petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Hi, I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Breaking News: I'm 'bout to be Petty Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
