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*HOODIE*Imagine Being 79 Years Old and Thinking America Needs Fewer Nurses Unisex Hoodie
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Imagine Being 79 Years Old and Thinking America Needs Fewer Nurses Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Obeying the Law Is Not Treason No Matter How Loudly He Yells Unisex Hoodie
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Obeying the Law Is Not Treason No Matter How Loudly He Yells Unisex Sweatshirt
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America Needs Therapy Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* They Trying to Hide Black Excellence So You Don’t See Who’s Really Messing Up Unisex Hoodie
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They Trying to Hide Black Excellence So You Don’t See Who’s Really Messing Up Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Renounce YT Supremacy Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Renounce YT Supremacy Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* They Took Jasmine's District. She Said, OK, Bet Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
They Took Jasmine's District. She Said, OK, Bet Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* You Can’t Hide Black Excellence Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
You Can’t Hide Black Excellence Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* I Resolve Unisex Hoodie
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
