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Dear Media, They’re Not in Office. Write About Who Is Unisex Tee
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Journalism Doesn’t Need Balance When One Side Is Lying Unisex Tee
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They Say Immigrants Are the Problem. But We All Saw Who Stormed the Capitol Unisex Tee
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Imagine Being Scared of Diversity But Not Dictatorship Unisex tee – Limited Edition (BRIGHT BLUE)
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Imagine Being Scared of Diversity But Not Dictatorship Unisex tee – Limited Edition (PURPLE)
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Of course the Felon-in-Chief was lying. He was never anti-war. It was never America First Unisex Tee
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Stop Trying to Make It Make Sense. His Supporters Really Are This Stupid Unisex Tee
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Let’s be honest. They’re not scared of immigrants. They're just Racist Unisex Tee
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Without DEI, America Would Be a Third-World Country Unisex Tee
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I Don’t Hate the Country. I Hate Him Unisex Tee
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If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty Silicone Wristband – QR Code Edition
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Let's Taco 'bout the Epstein List Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
