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You can't bully every country on earth and then expect them to save you from the one that fought back Unisex Tee

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Imagine losing the respect of the world and thinking intimidation will fix it Unisex Tee

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If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Tee (BOLD)

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Eat the Rich Before They Eat Your Babies Unisex Tee

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Knowing That A PDF Hates Me Is Fine WIth Me Unisex Tee

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Billionaires are not coming to save you. They are the reason you need saving Unisex Tee

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Gas is about to be $10 a Gallon and They Are Busy Redrawing Maps to Make Sure You Cannot Vote Them Out Unisex Tee

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We deserve a better President. Well... Some of us do Unisex Tee

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The racist right has ruined the country Unisex Tee

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Leave Minnesota Alone (text) Unisex Tee

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They voted for someone who cares more about his name on a building than making their lives better Unisex Tee

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Vote Early. Vote Blue Unisex Tee

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He is suing for $10 billion because his tax return leaked. How much do I get for doge stealing all of my data Unisex Tee

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He's cutting your benefits to fund his war Unisex Tee

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They Ended DEI and Immediately Proved Why It Existed Unisex Tee

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This Administration is the strongest argument for diversity ever made Unisex Tee

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It literally costs less not to be racist Unisex Tee

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They'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy Unisex Tee

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If you're white in America, IMMIGRATION is your origin story Unisex Tee (NAVY BLUE)

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Protect Black Voters Like They Protect Democracy Unisex Tee

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Without Democracy Your Single Issue Doesn't Get a Vote Either Unisex Tee

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