The Best Way to Avoid Being Called a Racist Is to Not Be a Racist Tote bag
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The Constitution only works if it applies to Everyone Tote bag
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The Government Paying the People Who Tried to Overthrow It Is YT Privilege Tote bag
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The NERVE to celebrate freedom while trying to end it Tote bag
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The Party of Family Values Got Pray and Prey Confused Tote bag
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The President's Lawyer Should Never Also Be the Country's Lawyer Tote bag
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The racist right has ruined the country Tote bag
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The war costs $1 billion+ a day but they’re worried about food stamps Tote bag
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The way they want me to fear trans people while protecting child abusers is wild Tote bag
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The Whole World Is Paying for American Racism Right Now Tote bag
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The Worst People Vote Every Election. Be Better Than Them Tote bag
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They do not get a trophy for figuring out what Black Women already told them Tote bag
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They Ended DEI and Immediately Proved Why It Existed Tote bag
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They fear Equality more than Tyranny Tote bag
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They found money for an airline, a war, and a ballroom. But not for you Tote bag
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They have enough. Tax them Tote bag
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They Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Tote bag
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They love the Second Amendment until the gun owner disagrees with them Tote bag
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They Really Voted to Make the Dumbest MF President Tote bag
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What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
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Are you Black-owned?
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Do you offer rush delivery?
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What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
