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Petty Quilt Blanket 2025 60 inches by 80 inches

$40 $65

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Size

One Size (60" x 80")

Care information

Apparel:
Wash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.

Tote bags:
Spot clean or hand wash with mild detergent. Air dry.

Mugs:
Dishwasher safe, but hand washing helps keep the print looking fresh longer.

Blankets:
Wash separately in cold water on a gentle cycle before first use. Tumble dry on low heat. Blankets may arrive fuzzy, so you may need to wash and dry yours a second time to remove extra fuzz or lint. After the first wash or two, the blanket relaxes, softens even more, and is ready for future use.

Stickers, pins, yard signs, and accessories:
Wipe clean with a soft cloth when needed.

Delivery and Shipping

Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. We try to beat that whenever we can, but that is the best estimate to use when planning your order.

Rush delivery options are available at checkout. Selecting rush delivery moves your order to the front of the line and gives you a shorter shipping timeframe.

Rush delivery speeds up processing and shipping, but it does not guarantee same-day shipping.

Unisex T-Shirts Size Guide

T-Shirt Measurement Guide

Colors: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Purple, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink
Material: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton | 4.3 oz

Color: Heather Gray
Materia: 90% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 10% Polyester | 4.3 oz

Size	Chest Width (Flat)	Body Length
XS	17.5"	27"
S	19"	28"
M	20.5"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL*	30"	34"
5XL*	32"	35"
6XL*	34"	36"

*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL

Colors: Neon
Material: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester | 4.3 oz | 32 singles

Size	Chest Width (Flat)	Body Length
XS	17.5"	27"
S	19"	28"
M	20.5"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL*	30"	34"
5XL*	32"	35"
6XL*	34"	36"

*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL

Colors: Pink, Purple
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Size	Chest to Fit (Around Body)
XS	31"–34"
S	34"–37"
M	38"–41"
L	42"–45"
XL	46"–49"
2XL	50"–53"
3XL	54"–57"
4XL	58"–61"
5XL	62"–65"

V-Neck T-Shirt

Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton / 1% polyester

Size	Chest to Fit (inches)
XS	31”–34”
S	34”–37”
M	38”–41”
L	42”–45”
XL	46”–49”
2XL	50”–53”
3XL	54”–57”

Tall Tee

Our tall tee is a longer-length unisex t-shirt made for customers who need extra body length. This style has more body length and more sleeve length than a standard tee.

Size	Across Shoulders	Body Length	Chest Width, Laid Flat
LT	21 3/4	33	22 1/2
XLT	23 3/4	34	24 1/4
2XLT	25 3/4	36	26 1/2
3XLT	27 3/4	37	28 1/2
4XLT	29 3/4	38	30 1/2

Measurements are in inches and may vary slightly. Chest width is measured across the front of the shirt while laid flat. For the full chest measurement, double the chest width.

Tank Top Shirt

Black : 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly | 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester| 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Neon : 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly | 40 single | 3.6 oz.

Size	Chest to Fit (inches)
XS	31”–34”
S	34”–37”
M	38”–41”
L	42”–45”
XL	46”–49”
2XL	50”–53”

Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester

Size	Chest (inches)	Body Length (inches)
XS	17 1/2	27
S	19	28
M	20 1/2	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33

Unisex Hoodie

Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve Center Back (in)
S	20	27	33.5
M	22	28	34.5
L	24	29	35.5
XL	26	30	36.5
2XL	28	31	37.5
3XL	30	32	38.5
4XL	32	33	39.5
5XL	34	34	40.5

UNISEX SWEATSHIRT

Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve Center Back (in)
S	20	27	33.5
M	22	28	34.5
L	24	29	35.5
XL	26	30	36.5
2XL	28	31	37.5
3XL	30	32	38.5
4XL	32	33	39.5
5XL	34	34	40.5

T-SHIRTS:

Unisex sizing
Runs true to size
100% combed ring-spun cotton
4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
Side-seamed
NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
Free shipping (rates apply to the US only

SWEATSHIRTS:

50% cotton, 50% polyester
Double-needle stitching throughout
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18000
We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

HOODIES:

50% cotton, 50% polyester
Double-lined hood
Double-needle stitching throughout
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.

God Ain't Petty, but I am®️

Description

Wrap yourself in the petty truth. This ultra-soft micro fleece blanket features a bold patchwork of our top-selling statements from the year. Every square is a moment you lived, laughed at, reposted, or wore on a shirt. Now it is a couch-ready quilt you can snuggle under while you judge the world in peace.

Made for cozy nights, lazy Sundays, and anyone who needs warmth with a side of reality. The print is vibrant, the fleece is cloud soft, and the petty is premium. Perfect for gifting or keeping for yourself when the news gets wild.