Freedom of Speech Isn’t for Praise. It’s for Protest (Tote Bag)
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Unqualified Men Have Questioned Qualified Women for Too Long. Not Anymore (Tote Bag)
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What’s Scarier Than a Haunted House? The White House Unisex Tee (Orange & Black Letters Edition)
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They Say Immigrants Are the Problem. But We All Saw Who Stormed the Capitol Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
How Do We Reverse a Stolen Election? Asking for Half the Country Unisex Tee
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Don’t Blame DEI Because Your Daddy’s Name Isn't Enough Anymore Unisex Tee
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DEI Didn’t Do Any of This Unisex Tank Top
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Racism Is the Only Invention White People Won’t Take Credit For Unisex Tee (GOLD COLLECTION)
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“I don't think about Americans' financial situation"- the guy they voted for Unisex Tee
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If There’s Money for War, There’s Money for Breakfast Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Remix Imagine being scared of diversity but not dictatorship Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Racism isn't a Difference of Opinion Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
They Cheat. California Punches Back Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Imagine Hating *Equality* Because It Exposes Your Mediocrity Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
Dear Future We're Coming to Fix This Unisex Tee
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Just a white person using my privilege for good Black/White Die Cut STICKER
Regular price $5Unit price-
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They love the Second Amendment until the gun owner disagrees with them Unisex Tee
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Just So We’re Clear, Racism Is Bad Unisex Sweatshirt
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
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How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
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What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
