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Colonizers Gonna Colonize Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Colonizers Gonna Colonize *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceYou Can’t Hide Black Excellence Tank Top
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They Took Jasmine's District. She Said, OK, Bet Unisex Tank Top
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They Trying to Hide Black Excellence So You Don’t See Who’s Really Messing Up Unisex Tank Top
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Obeying the Law Is Not Treason No Matter How Loudly He Yells Tote bag
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*HOODIE* Obeying the Law Is Not Treason No Matter How Loudly He Yells Unisex Hoodie
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Imagine Being 79 Years Old and Thinking America Needs Fewer Nurses Unisex Tank Top
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Imagine Being Scared of *Universal Healthcare* but Not PDFs Unity Tote bag
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Imagine Being Scared of *Universal Healthcare* but Not PDFs Unisex Tank Top
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All I Want for Christmas Is Democracy Back Unisex Tank Top
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We Could’ve Had Progress. They Chose Greed and Bigotry Instead *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThey'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy Unisex Tank Top
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They'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThey'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy Unisex Sweatshirt
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America Is a Mess *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThe Real Threat to America Ain’t DEI Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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The Draft-Dodging, Benefit-Slashing Security Risk Does Not Get a Parade Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
