*HOODIE* The Pettiest Scorpio Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm In My Bag, but Still Petty Unisex Hoodie
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God Ain't Petty Ceramic Mug 11oz (Black/White)
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Hating People Won't Fix Your Problems *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceWhen Corruption Is This Loud, Silence Is Complicity Tote bag
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It's wild seeing People MAD at Spanish, but silent on child abuse *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThe Angriest People are Mad They don't Control you Tote bag
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Imagine Being 79 Years Old and Thinking America Needs Fewer Nurses *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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If There’s Money for War, There’s Money for Breakfast *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price100 Percent Anti-Trump Unisex Sweatshirt
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If Your Unity Requires Erasing People, It’s Not Unity Tote bag
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If Your Unity Requires Erasing People, It’s Not Unity *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceI’m Not Anti-America. I’m Anti-Dictator Unisex Sweatshirt
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Freedom of Speech Isn’t for Praise. It’s for Protest Unisex Sweatshirt
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You Can’t Love America and Hate Half of the People in It *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceIf They Can Take Our Rights, They Can Take Yours Too. And They Will (Tote Bag)
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What’s Scarier Than a Haunted House? The White House *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceAll They Had to Do Was Trust a Black Woman Unisex Sweatshirt
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My Vibe isn't for Everyone, and that's the Point Unisex Sweatshirt
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If they Can't Handle your Shine that's their Problem Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
