Petty Turkey Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
They Not Petty Like Us Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Why be basic when you can be petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Petty Women May We Know Them Unisex Tee (MILITARY GREEN/WHITE)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceServing Shamrocks and Side-Eyes Unisex Sweatshirt (Black/Green)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who is the Pettiest of All Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* When they go low I go petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
The First Family of Petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Thankful Grateful Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Wisdom and Shade Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Pray for Me I'm Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Behind every petty dad is a petty kid Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty Kansas City Fan Unisex Hoodie (Red/Gold)
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price*HOODIE* I'm not as petty as I used to be Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
I Like my Tea with a Splash of Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
*HOODIE* I like my tea with a Splash of Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty San Francisco Fan Unisex Hoodie (Red/White)
Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceI'm the Petty Soror Mug 11oz (Blue/Yellow)
Regular price $20Unit price-
I am Top Tier Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
*HOODIE* When life gives you lemons, get petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty like my Daddy Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
