I'm a Childless Cat Lady Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* I Don't Care if You Walk, Run, Roll, or Twerk to the Polls. Just Vote Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Don't Ever Lose Faith in Black Women Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Petty People Go to Heaven Too Unisex Tee (Graphic Tee)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
*HOODIE* If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
If petty was a mama Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
It's a Country Album Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Petty's First Law of Overreaction Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Don't Mess with the Petty Teacher Unisex Tee (MILITARY GREEN/WHITE)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price
Phenomenally Petty Unisex Tee (MILITARY GREEN/WHITE)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price*HOODIE* Being Petty is my therapy Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm Pettiest of All Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Sarcasm is my weapon of choice Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Bee Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* You won't Out-Petty Me Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty and Prayed Up Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Mixed with petty & peace Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Petty Kansas City Fan Unisex Tee(Red/Gold)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceClassy Bougie Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
I Like my Coffee with a Splash of Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
