*HOODIE* When life gives you lemons, get petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty like my Daddy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* He Thinks I'm Petty Hoodie
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Equality Takes Nothing From You Unisex Tank Top
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If Y’all Had Just Listened to Black Women Unisex Tank Top (RAINBOW)
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Your Joy is their Trigger Unisex Tank Top
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Imagine Defending Racists and Predators, Then Calling the Protestors the Problem Unisex Tank Top (
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Freedom of Speech Isn’t for Praise. It’s for Protest Unisex Tank Top
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You Can’t Hide Hate Behind Scripture Unisex Tank Top
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Free Speech Isn’t Free When Billionaires Own It Unisex Tank Top
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Let's Taco 'bout the Epstein List Unisex Tank Top
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The Real Threat to America Ain’t DEI Unisex Tank Top
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*HOODIE* I’m Not Saying I Told You So—But I Absolutely Did Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Innovative Senior Solutions Number One Hoodie or Sweatshirts (CUSTOMS)
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March is still Women's History Month Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* Silence is my Most Polite No Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty as Cluck Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
