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Sarcasm is my weapon of choice Unisex Tee
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$25.00
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Sarcasm is my weapon of choice Unisex Tee - BLACK/WHITE / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Care information
Care information
Apparel:
Wash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.
Tote bags:
Spot clean or hand wash with mild detergent. Air dry.
Mugs:
Dishwasher safe, but hand washing helps keep the print looking fresh longer.
Blankets:
Wash separately in cold water on a gentle cycle before first use. Tumble dry on low heat. Blankets may arrive fuzzy, so you may need to wash and dry yours a second time to remove extra fuzz or lint. After the first wash or two, the blanket relaxes, softens even more, and is ready for future use.
Stickers, pins, yard signs, and accessories:
Wipe clean with a soft cloth when needed.
Delivery and Shipping
Delivery and Shipping
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. We try to beat that whenever we can, but that is the best estimate to use when planning your order.
Rush delivery options are available at checkout. Selecting rush delivery moves your order to the front of the line and gives you a shorter shipping timeframe.
Rush delivery speeds up processing and shipping, but it does not guarantee same-day shipping.
Size & Fit Guide
Start with the item and color you are ordering. Some colors use a different garment or fabric blend, so their measurements may be different. Find your garment type below, then use the chart that lists your selected color.
How to find your best fit
- Choose a similar item you already own and like.
- Lay it flat without stretching the fabric.
- Measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit, then measure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
- Compare those measurements with the correct chart below.
All measurements below are taken from the garment laid flat.
Between sizes? Choose the larger size if you prefer a roomier fit.
Unisex T-Shirts
Find your selected color below. Use the chart inside that color group.
Standard Colors, Heather Gray and Neon
Use this chart for: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink, Heather Gray and Neon.
Standard solid colors: 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz.
Heather Gray: 90% combed ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, 4.3 oz.
Neon: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester, 4.3 oz.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 17.5" | 27" |
| Small | 19" | 28" |
| Medium | 20.5" | 29" |
| Large | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL* | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL* | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL* | 34" | 36" |
*Only select colors are available in sizes 4XL through 6XL.
Pink, Purple, Clay and Mint T-Shirts
Use this chart for: Pink, Purple, Clay and Mint.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors contain polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 16.5" | 27" |
| Small | 18" | 28" |
| Medium | 20" | 29" |
| Large | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
V-Neck T-Shirts
View V-Neck Size Chart
Fabric: Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric composition may vary by color.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 16.5" | 26.75" |
| Small | 18" | 27.75" |
| Medium | 20" | 28.75" |
| Large | 22" | 29.75" |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.75" |
| 3XL | 28" | 32.75" |
| 4XL | 30" | 33.75" |
Tank Tops
View Tank Top Size Chart
Black: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, 4.2 oz.
Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, 4.2 oz.
Neon: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, 3.6 oz.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 16.25" | 26" |
| Small | 18.25" | 27" |
| Medium | 20.25" | 28" |
| Large | 22.25" | 29" |
| XL | 24.25" | 30" |
| 2XL | 26.25" | 31" |
| 3XL | 28.25" | 32" |
Long-Sleeve T-Shirts
View Long-Sleeve Size Chart
Fabric: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 17.5" | 27" |
| Small | 19" | 28" |
| Medium | 20.5" | 29" |
| Large | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Unisex Sweatshirts
View Sweatshirt Size Chart
Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve, Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 20" | 27" | 33.5" |
| Medium | 22" | 28" | 34.5" |
| Large | 24" | 29" | 35.5" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 36.5" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" | 37.5" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" | 38.5" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" | 39.5" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" | 40.5" |
Unisex Hoodies
View Hoodie Size Chart
Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve, Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 20" | 27" | 33.5" |
| Medium | 22" | 28" | 34.5" |
| Large | 24" | 29" | 35.5" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 36.5" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" | 37.5" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" | 38.5" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" | 39.5" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" | 40.5" |
Still unsure?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing, but fit can vary slightly by garment and fabric. Measure a similar item you already own and compare it with the correct chart above. For additional help, email orders@godaintpetty.com before ordering and include the product name, selected color and the fit you prefer.
Sarcasm is my weapon of choice Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom
$25.00
Unit price
Sarcasm is my weapon of choice Unisex Tee - BLACK/WHITE / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Description
Description
The shirt speaks for itself. Sarcasm is my weapon of choice.
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- Unisex sizing. This is a unisex fit shirt.
- Runs true to size
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
- Side-seamed
- NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
- We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Payment & Security
Payment methods
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 8 reviews.
Love the shirt!!
An older friend loved my previous shirts from you. He called them “your talkie shirts”! He recently passed away, so it was time to invest in my summer wardrobe in order to have the “right” thing to wear at his Celebration of Life picnic. The shirts arrived very quickly, are pretty and feel nice. Now, my only problem is to decide which one best sums up his philosophy of an excellent “talkie shirt”. Thank you for giving me choices.
Friends refer to us as the “snapping turtle family,” forgetting that sarcasm is our love language. This will brighten the day for our very own Sarcastro, Master of Sarcasm.
I love the T-shirt
I love both shirts that i ordered. Good quality. I am very pleased!!!
Loved the shirts, both the quality and the content.
Was a gift for my sister aka the pettiest person I know. Shirt is extra soft, vibrant color and true to size. The fact that she lives the sarcastic life is an added bonus! The bracelet was great too!
