The Draft-Dodging, Benefit-Slashing Security Risk Does Not Get a Parade Unisex Tee
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Very Petty Very Spiteful Unisex Tee
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Sugar and Spice and Everything petty Unisex Tee
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Just when you thought I couldn't get any pettier Unisex Tee
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I'm Just Here for the Petty Unisex Tee
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They found money for an airline, a war, and a ballroom. But not for you Unisex Tee
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You Call Me Petty Like It's a Bad Thing Unisex Tee
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Pray for Me I'm Petty Fall Colors Unisex Tee
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Petty and Prayed Up Unisex Tee
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I like my mimosa with a splash of petty Unisex Tee
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The war costs $1 billion+ a day but they’re worried about food stamps Unisex Tee
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Unqualified Men Have Questioned Qualified Women for Too Long. Not Anymore Unisex Tee
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You Don’t Get Access Just Because You Apologize Unisex Tee
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Please Stop Quoting MLK If You Hate Everything He Stood For Unisex Tee
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What’s Scarier Than a Haunted House? The White House Unisex Tee (Orange & Black Letters Edition)
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How Do We Reverse a Stolen Election? Asking for Half the Country Unisex Tee
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Don’t Blame DEI Because Your Daddy’s Name Isn't Enough Anymore Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
