If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
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If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
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Politicians without Medical Degrees should not control Medical Care *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
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Love Your Neighbor Means All Your Neighbors *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
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Stop Letting Rich People Tell You Who to Hate *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
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I Want for White People What They Want for Black *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $28.00Unit priceYou Don't Have to Be Down Bad to Talk to a Therapist Unisex Tee
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They say I'm too petty I say they're too soft Unisex Tee
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Throwing shade all summer Unisex Tee (Front and Back Design Print)
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Pray for me I'm Petty Remix Unisex Tee (Front and Back Design Print)
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Irish I was even more petty Green Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Tee
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Petty Cake, Petty Cake, Baker's Man Too Unisex Tee
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Big Petty Not the Little One Unisex Tee
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Why be basic when you can be petty Unisex Tee (MILITARY GREEN/WHITE)
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit priceDon't Hate Me Because I'm Petty Unisex Tee
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My Hispanic Job Paid for this Shirt Unisex Tee
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Sunflowers bring joy. I bring Pettiness Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
