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Size & Fit Guide

Start with the item and color you are ordering. Some colors use a different garment or fabric blend, so their measurements may be different. Find your garment type below, then use the chart that lists your selected color.

How to find your best fit

Choose a similar item you already own and like.
Lay it flat without stretching the fabric.
Measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit, then measure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
Compare those measurements with the correct chart below.

T-shirt measurement guide showing where to measure chest width and body length

All measurements below are taken from the garment laid flat.

Between sizes? Choose the larger size if you prefer a roomier fit.

Unisex T-Shirts

Find your selected color below. Use the chart inside that color group.

Standard Colors, Heather Gray and Neon

Use this chart for: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink, Heather Gray and Neon.

Standard solid colors: 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz.

Heather Gray: 90% combed ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, 4.3 oz.

Neon: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester, 4.3 oz.

Measurement type: Garment measured flat.

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length
Extra Small	17.5"	27"
Small	19"	28"
Medium	20.5"	29"
Large	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL*	30"	34"
5XL*	32"	35"
6XL*	34"	36"

*Only select colors are available in sizes 4XL through 6XL.

Pink, Purple, Clay and Mint T-Shirts

Use this chart for: Pink, Purple, Clay and Mint.

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors contain polyester.

Measurement type: Garment measured flat.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.

Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back
Extra Small	16.5"	27"
Small	18"	28"
Medium	20"	29"
Large	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"
5XL	32"	35"

V-Neck T-Shirts

View V-Neck Size Chart

Fabric: Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric composition may vary by color.

Measurement type: Garment measured flat.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.

Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back
Extra Small	16.5"	26.75"
Small	18"	27.75"
Medium	20"	28.75"
Large	22"	29.75"
XL	24"	30.75"
2XL	26"	31.75"
3XL	28"	32.75"
4XL	30"	33.75"

Tank Tops

View Tank Top Size Chart

Black: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, 4.2 oz.

Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, 4.2 oz.

Neon: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, 3.6 oz.

Measurement type: Garment measured flat.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.

Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back
Extra Small	16.25"	26"
Small	18.25"	27"
Medium	20.25"	28"
Large	22.25"	29"
XL	24.25"	30"
2XL	26.25"	31"
3XL	28.25"	32"

Long-Sleeve T-Shirts

View Long-Sleeve Size Chart

Fabric: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester.

Measurement type: Garment measured flat.

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length
Extra Small	17.5"	27"
Small	19"	28"
Medium	20.5"	29"
Large	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"

Unisex Sweatshirts

View Sweatshirt Size Chart

Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.

Measurement type: Garment measured flat.

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve, Center Back
Small	20"	27"	33.5"
Medium	22"	28"	34.5"
Large	24"	29"	35.5"
XL	26"	30"	36.5"
2XL	28"	31"	37.5"
3XL	30"	32"	38.5"
4XL	32"	33"	39.5"
5XL	34"	34"	40.5"

Unisex Hoodies

View Hoodie Size Chart

Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.

Measurement type: Garment measured flat.

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve, Center Back
Small	20"	27"	33.5"
Medium	22"	28"	34.5"
Large	24"	29"	35.5"
XL	26"	30"	36.5"
2XL	28"	31"	37.5"
3XL	30"	32"	38.5"
4XL	32"	33"	39.5"
5XL	34"	34"	40.5"

Still unsure?

Our apparel uses unisex sizing, but fit can vary slightly by garment and fabric. Measure a similar item you already own and compare it with the correct chart above. For additional help, email orders@godaintpetty.com before ordering and include the product name, selected color and the fit you prefer.

Description

The Gulf of Obama. Lake Obama. The United States of Obama. Unisex Sweatshirt brings political humor and everyday comfort together. Inspired by the Lake Ontario naming controversy, this design offers a playful response to the renaming debate. Perfect for casual wear, political events, or anyone who enjoys a clever statement.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000
• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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