Imagine Being 79 Years Old and Thinking America Needs Fewer Nurses Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Strong Women Don’t Threaten Strong Men. Just Weak Ones Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
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*HOODIE* My Love language is sarcasm and pettiness Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Wisdom and Shade Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Don't try to un-spoil me Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Distributor of Chairs Montgomery Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm the Petty Soror Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Ms. Petty Claus Tee (Red/White)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Unpaid Protestor Political Pin
Regular price $5Unit price-
The Best Way to Avoid Being Called a Racist Is to Not Be a Racist Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
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If There’s Money for War, There’s Money for Breakfast (Tote Bag)
Regular price $20Unit price-
I'm Not Aspiring to Be Humble Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Thankful but still Petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
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My Pettiness Won't Fit under the Tree Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
