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My Vibe isn't for Everyone, and that's the Point Unisex Tee
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Strong Women Don’t Threaten Strong Men. Just Weak Ones Unisex Tank Top
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They’re Obsessed with Controlling Women but Terrified of Exposing Predators Unisex Tee
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I’m Not Saying I Told You So—But I Absolutely Did Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $22Unit price-
It's wild seeing People MAD at Spanish, but silent on child abuse Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $22Unit price-
I Don't Care if You Walk, Run, Roll, or Twerk to the Polls. Just Vote Unisex Tee
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All I Want for Christmas Is Democracy Back Unisex Tee (Christmas Colors)
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I'm Petty but not petty petty Unisex Tee
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Behind every petty mom is a petty kid Unisex Tee
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Petty without a Filter Unisex Tee
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The Pettiest Sagittarius Ever Unisex Tee
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What They Call Radical Is Just Basic Humanity *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee (Front and Back Print)
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The Pettiest Cancer Ever Unisex Tee
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The Pettiest Scorpio Ever Unisex Tee
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If I Send You This I'm 'Bout to Stand on Facts Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $22Unit price
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
