Petty people Go to Heaven Too Unisex Tee (text only)
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My Plants are Petty too Unisex Tee
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Petty Women May We Know Them Unisex Tee
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Irish I was even more petty Unisex Tee (Green Text)
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Who Needs Luck I'm Petty Unisex Tee
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Here comes the bride and her Petty side Unisex Tee
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Shade boulevard: Where the petty resides Unisex Tee
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Always bet on petty Unisex Tee
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Petty Washington Fan Unisex Tee (Maroon/Gold)
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The Pettiest Person in the DMV Unisex Tee
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You Can't Be a Good Person and a Racist Pick One *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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If they were truly America first, they would have voted for KAMALA Unisex Tee
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"I haven't seen It". Republicans. Everyday Unisex Tee
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Regular priceFrom $27Unit priceWe're Voting Anyway Unisex Tee
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Colonizers Gonna Colonize Unisex Tee
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When He Won’t Release Files, He Starts a War *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
