America Died Nov. 5, 2024. Now We’re All at the Wake Unisex Tank Top
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Elect a Republican. Expect a Recession Unisex Tank Top
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The Maps Are Rigged. Unhinged Rant Unisex Tee Tank Top
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They Cheat. California Punches Back *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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When They Go Low, We Go Pardon Unisex Tee
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I'm Falling back to my Petty Ways Unisex Tee (MILITARY GREEN/WHITE)
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Don't invite the petty DJ Unisex Tee (God Ain't Petty, but I Am x Wealthy Jev Collab)
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Petty Las Vegas Fan Unisex Tee (Black/Silver)
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The Pettiest Person in Georgia Unisex Tee
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The Pettiest Person in Louisiana Unisex Tee
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The Pettiest Person In Illinois Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
