Apparel: Wash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.
Tote bags: Spot clean or hand wash with mild detergent. Air dry.
Mugs: Dishwasher safe, but hand washing helps keep the print looking fresh longer.
Blankets: Wash separately in cold water on a gentle cycle before first use. Tumble dry on low heat. Blankets may arrive fuzzy, so you may need to wash and dry yours a second time to remove extra fuzz or lint. After the first wash or two, the blanket relaxes, softens even more, and is ready for future use.
Stickers, pins, yard signs, and accessories: Wipe clean with a soft cloth when needed.
Delivery and Shipping
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. We try to beat that whenever we can, but that is the best estimate to use when planning your order.
Rush delivery options are available at checkout. Selecting rush delivery moves your order to the front of the line and gives you a shorter shipping timeframe.
Rush delivery speeds up processing and shipping, but it does not guarantee same-day shipping.
Size & Fit Guide
Start with the item and color you are ordering. Some colors use a different garment or fabric blend, so their measurements may be different. Find your garment type below, then use the chart that lists your selected color.
How to find your best fit
Choose a similar item you already own and like.
Lay it flat without stretching the fabric.
Measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit, then measure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
Compare those measurements with the correct chart below.
All measurements below are taken from the garment laid flat.
Between sizes? Choose the larger size if you prefer a roomier fit.
Unisex T-Shirts
Find your selected color below. Use the chart inside that color group.
Standard Colors, Heather Gray and Neon
Use this chart for: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink, Heather Gray and Neon.
Standard solid colors: 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz.
Heather Gray: 90% combed ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, 4.3 oz.
Neon: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester, 4.3 oz.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Size
Chest Width, Flat
Body Length
Extra Small
17.5"
27"
Small
19"
28"
Medium
20.5"
29"
Large
22"
30"
XL
24"
31"
2XL
26"
32"
3XL
28"
33"
4XL*
30"
34"
5XL*
32"
35"
6XL*
34"
36"
*Only select colors are available in sizes 4XL through 6XL.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
Size
Chest Width, Flat
Body Length at Back
Extra Small
16.5"
27"
Small
18"
28"
Medium
20"
29"
Large
22"
30"
XL
24"
31"
2XL
26"
32"
3XL
28"
33"
4XL
30"
34"
5XL
32"
35"
V-Neck T-Shirts
View V-Neck Size Chart
Fabric: Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric composition may vary by color.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
Size
Chest Width, Flat
Body Length at Back
Extra Small
16.5"
26.75"
Small
18"
27.75"
Medium
20"
28.75"
Large
22"
29.75"
XL
24"
30.75"
2XL
26"
31.75"
3XL
28"
32.75"
4XL
30"
33.75"
Tank Tops
View Tank Top Size Chart
Black: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, 4.2 oz.
Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, 4.2 oz.
Neon: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, 3.6 oz.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
Size
Chest Width, Flat
Body Length at Back
Extra Small
16.25"
26"
Small
18.25"
27"
Medium
20.25"
28"
Large
22.25"
29"
XL
24.25"
30"
2XL
26.25"
31"
3XL
28.25"
32"
Long-Sleeve T-Shirts
View Long-Sleeve Size Chart
Fabric: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Size
Chest Width, Flat
Body Length
Extra Small
17.5"
27"
Small
19"
28"
Medium
20.5"
29"
Large
22"
30"
XL
24"
31"
2XL
26"
32"
3XL
28"
33"
Unisex Sweatshirts
View Sweatshirt Size Chart
Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Size
Width
Length
Sleeve, Center Back
Small
20"
27"
33.5"
Medium
22"
28"
34.5"
Large
24"
29"
35.5"
XL
26"
30"
36.5"
2XL
28"
31"
37.5"
3XL
30"
32"
38.5"
4XL
32"
33"
39.5"
5XL
34"
34"
40.5"
Unisex Hoodies
View Hoodie Size Chart
Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Size
Width
Length
Sleeve, Center Back
Small
20"
27"
33.5"
Medium
22"
28"
34.5"
Large
24"
29"
35.5"
XL
26"
30"
36.5"
2XL
28"
31"
37.5"
3XL
30"
32"
38.5"
4XL
32"
33"
39.5"
5XL
34"
34"
40.5"
Still unsure?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing, but fit can vary slightly by garment and fabric. Measure a similar item you already own and compare it with the correct chart above. For additional help, email orders@godaintpetty.com before ordering and include the product name, selected color and the fit you prefer.
I’m white but not that white Unisex Tee - BLACK/WHITE / XS
is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Description
Make a bold (and funny) statement with our “I’m white but not that white” unisex tee.
Unisex sizing
Runs true to size
100% combed ring-spun cotton
4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
Side-seamed
NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
Unsure which size to choose? Please review our Size & Fit Guide before ordering. Measurements and available sizes may vary by garment style and color.
Each shirt is printed on demand. Please review our FAQs for current production times. Once your order ships, you will receive tracking information by email or text.
God Ain't Petty, but I am ™️
Payment & Security
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 903 reviews.
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