Why be basic when you can be petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Why be basic when you can be petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
You Call Me Petty Like It's a Bad Thing Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
You Call Me Petty Like It's a Bad Thing Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Phenomenally Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Who Needs Luck, I'm Petty Mug 11oz (White & Green)
Regular price $20Unit price-
Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who is the Pettiest of All Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
My Love Language is Sarcasm and Pettiness Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
Heavy in the Incorporated Mug 11oz (White & Pink Green)
Regular price $20Unit price-
On Fridays We Wear Petty Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
On Fridays we wear petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* On Fridays we wear petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Petty Math Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
Petty Mimi Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $22Unit price-
*HOODIE* Stay Petty and Vote Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Irish I was even more petty Unisex Sweatshirt (Black/Green)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceCan I Be Petty Right Quick Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
The Petty Queen Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
The Petty Girl Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
The Petty Friend Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
New Year's Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
