*HOODIE* Petty's First Law of Overreaction Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If you want to see petty, mess with my kids Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* On my Mama I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* If petty was a Mama Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Little Miss Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Little Miss Petty Unisex Hoodie (Pink Letters)
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* World's Pettiest Mom Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm Staying Petty But Not Minding My Business Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* This is my Petty Uniform Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Every Day is a Great Day to Be Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Crew Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty People Go to Heaven Too Unisex Hoodie (Graphic Hoodie)
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty people Go to Heaven Too Unisex Hoodie (text only)
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*HOODIE* Pray for me I'm Petty Remix Unisex Hoodie (Front and Back Design Print)
Regular priceFrom $55Unit price-
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*HOODIE* Cowboy Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My Dog is Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Throwing shade all summer Unisex Hoodie (Front and Back Design Print)
Regular priceFrom $55Unit price-
*HOODIE* Throwing Shade All Summer Unisex Hoodie (Graphic Hoodie)
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
