*HOODIE* This is my Petty Uniform Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Throwing shade all summer Unisex Hoodie (Front and Back Design Print)
Regular priceFrom $55Unit price-
*HOODIE* Throwing Shade All Summer Unisex Hoodie (Graphic Hoodie)
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Very Petty Very Spiteful Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* What They Call Radical Is Just Basic Humanity Unisex Hoodie (Front and Back Design Print)
Regular priceFrom $55Unit price-
*HOODIE* When They Go Low, We Go Pardon Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Who Needs Luck, I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Why be basic when you can be petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* World's Pettiest Mom Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* You Choose the Behavior. Now watch me choose the Consequences Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* You're Probably DEI Too Unisex Hoodie (Front and Back Design Print)
Regular priceFrom $55Unit price-
Cupid Called I hung up Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Cupid Called I hung up Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Cupid's Worst Nightmare Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Cupid's Worst Nightmare Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
- Regular priceFrom $45Unit price
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I Sit on the Petty Pew God Ain't Petty but I am REMIX Unisex Tee (Front and Back Design Print)
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
- Regular priceFrom $25Unit price
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I'm Pettiest of All Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
- Regular priceFrom $25Unit price
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Irish I Was Even More Petty Mug 11oz (White & Green)
Regular price $20Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
