Shipping Policy

Shipping Policy

We ship via USPS (first class or priority). 

Production Times 

New orders are processed in about 7-10 business days. The processing time does not include the shipping time. Once shipped, your tracking number will be emailed to you. We are processing orders as quickly as possible. If you have any questions, send an email to me at


Expedited shipping 

We do not currently offer expedited shipping.



We are NOT responsible for post office issues relating to lost/stolen packages and/or incorrect provided shipping addresses. For example, if your tracking number shows that your package was “successfully delivered” then it becomes the responsibility of the post office, not that of God Ain't Petty, but I Am ™️.

Questions? Contact us by sending an email to or a text to 424.421.3598.