The Full Anti-Valentine's Day Bundle-Bundle-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
The Full Anti-Valentine's Day Bundle-Bundle-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
The Full Anti-Valentine's Day Bundle-Bundle-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
The Full Anti-Valentine's Day Bundle-Bundle-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
The Full Anti-Valentine's Day Bundle-Bundle-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
The Full Anti-Valentine's Day Bundle-Bundle-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am

The Full Anti-Valentine's Day Bundle

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SIZE:XS

Size Chart

Unisex T-Shirts Size Guide

T-Shirt Measurement Guide

Colors: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Purple, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink
Material: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton | 4.3 oz 

Color: Heather Gray
Materia: 90% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 10% Polyester | 4.3 oz 

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length
XS 17.5" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20.5" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL* 30" 34"
5XL* 32" 35"
6XL* 34" 36"

*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL

Colors: Neon
Material: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester | 4.3 oz | 32 singles

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length
XS 17.5" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20.5" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL* 30" 34"
5XL* 32" 35"
6XL* 34" 36"

*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL

Colors: Pink, Purple
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Size Chest to Fit (Around Body)
XS 31"–34"
S 34"–37"
M 38"–41"
L 42"–45"
XL 46"–49"
2XL 50"–53"
3XL 54"–57"
4XL 58"–61"
5XL 62"–65"


V-Neck T-Shirt 

Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton / 1% polyester

Size Chest to Fit (inches)
XS 31”–34”
S 34”–37”
M 38”–41”
L 42”–45”
XL 46”–49”
2XL 50”–53”
3XL 54”–57”


Tank Top Shirt

Black : 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly | 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Heather  Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester| 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Neon : 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly |  40 single | 3.6 oz.

Size Chest to Fit (inches)
XS 31”–34”
S 34”–37”
M 38”–41”
L 42”–45”
XL 46”–49”
2XL 50”–53”

Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester

Size Chest (inches) Body Length (inches)
XS 17 1/2 27
S 19 28
M 20 1/2 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33


Unisex Hoodie

Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Center Back (in)
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5




UNISEX SWEATSHIRT

Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Center Back (in)
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5




T-SHIRTS:

  • Unisex sizing
  • Runs true to size
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
  • Side-seamed
  • NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only

 

SWEATSHIRTS:

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18000
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

 

HOODIES:

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-lined hood
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.

God Ain't Petty, but I am®️

Size Chart

Unisex T-Shirts Size Guide

T-Shirt Measurement Guide

Colors: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Purple, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink
Material: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton | 4.3 oz 

Color: Heather Gray
Materia: 90% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 10% Polyester | 4.3 oz 

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length
XS 17.5" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20.5" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL* 30" 34"
5XL* 32" 35"
6XL* 34" 36"

*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL

Colors: Neon
Material: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester | 4.3 oz | 32 singles

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length
XS 17.5" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20.5" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL* 30" 34"
5XL* 32" 35"
6XL* 34" 36"

*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL

Colors: Pink, Purple
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Size Chest to Fit (Around Body)
XS 31"–34"
S 34"–37"
M 38"–41"
L 42"–45"
XL 46"–49"
2XL 50"–53"
3XL 54"–57"
4XL 58"–61"
5XL 62"–65"


V-Neck T-Shirt 

Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton / 1% polyester

Size Chest to Fit (inches)
XS 31”–34”
S 34”–37”
M 38”–41”
L 42”–45”
XL 46”–49”
2XL 50”–53”
3XL 54”–57”


Tank Top Shirt

Black : 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly | 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Heather  Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester| 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Neon : 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly |  40 single | 3.6 oz.

Size Chest to Fit (inches)
XS 31”–34”
S 34”–37”
M 38”–41”
L 42”–45”
XL 46”–49”
2XL 50”–53”

Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester

Size Chest (inches) Body Length (inches)
XS 17 1/2 27
S 19 28
M 20 1/2 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33


Unisex Hoodie

Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Center Back (in)
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5




UNISEX SWEATSHIRT

Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Center Back (in)
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5




T-SHIRTS:

  • Unisex sizing
  • Runs true to size
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
  • Side-seamed
  • NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only

 

SWEATSHIRTS:

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18000
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

 

HOODIES:

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-lined hood
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.

God Ain't Petty, but I am®️

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING TIMES

New orders are usually delivered within 10-14 business days. This does not include weekends or holidays. You will receive your tracking number at that time. Once shipped, orders are usually received within 5-7 business days for US destinations. International orders usually take a few weeks to arrive. We currently use USPS or UPS for shipping.

Rush delivery options are available at checkout. The time shown does not include our processing time before shipping the order.

If you have any questions, please email orders@godaintpetty.com with your order number, issue, and mailing address.

The Full Anti-Valentine’s Day Bundle

Five statements. Maximum clarity.

This 5-shirt bundle is for people who already chose themselves and are not interested in pretending otherwise. It’s humor, boundaries, self-respect, and a little bit of petty, all wrapped into one unapologetic Anti-Valentine’s collection.

This isn’t about being anti-love. It’s about being honest. About knowing your vibe. About opting out of forced romance culture and choosing confidence, self-awareness, and peace instead.

Perfect for

  • People who celebrate themselves year-round
  • Anyone skipping performative romance this season
  • Those who believe self-love can be funny, bold, and non-negotiable

What’s Included (5 Tees)

  • Cupid Called. I Hung Up.
  • My Love Language Is Sarcasm & Pettiness
  • Plot Twist: I Chose Me
  • My Vibe Isn’t for Everyone, and That’s the Point.
  • Cupid’s Worst Nightmare

Details

  • Unisex fit
  • Black tees for maximum impact and easy styling
  • Soft, comfortable fabric made for everyday wear
  • Statements designed to be read, felt, and remembered

This isn’t a holiday gimmick. It’s a mindset.
The Full Anti-Valentine’s Day Bundle is for people who know choosing themselves was never the wrong move.
The Petty Don't Stop Come back weekly to shop our newest designs.
Ships Worldwide US-Based Company ships world wide from Phoenix, Arizona.
Customer Loved With thousands of 5-star review, our customers love their petty items

MADE FOR YOU

THE PERFECT PETTY TEE

Designed for the seriously petty - our t-shirts are instant conversation starters. Perfect for every occasion, they are made to showcase your style.

SHOP TEES

FOR THE

unapologetically PETTY

No matter where the day leads, you'll be ready! Our hoodies are your new go-to for just about anything - gym, errands, or just chilling.

SHOP HOODIES

start your day

with a splash of petty

How great will it be to sip some coffee from your mug just before you spill the tea?!

SHOP MUGS

MOST-COMMONLY ASKED FAQS

We are based in Phoenix, Arizona.

New orders are usually delivered within 10-14 business days. This does not include weekends or holidays. You will receive your tracking number at that time. Once shipped, orders are usually received within 5-7 business days for US destinations. International orders usually take a few weeks to arrive. We currently use USPS or UPS for shipping.

Rush delivery options are available at checkout. The time shown does not include our processing time before shipping the order.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. 

However, in the event of the following, refunds are issued to the original form of payment used on an order.

  • The order is canceled by God Ain’t Petty, but I Am
  • One or more of your items sold out since your order was placed
  • The item(s) proved to be received damaged, defective, or incorrect, and we were contacted within 30 calendar days from the date of delivery. Please email orders@godaintpetty.com with your order number, a description of your issue, and a picture of the item.

Depending on your financial institution, the refund amount may take up to 15 business days to post to your account.

If you used a gift card to purchase your item(s), your funds will be issued back to your gift card immediately.

We create all items on demand. For this reason, canceling may not always be an option. We will evaluate cancellations on a case-by-case basis.

If your order is in active processing or has already shipped, we will not be able to cancel your order. We will accept returns for accidental orders as long as the item(s) is in its original, unopened package. If the original packaging has been opened, the return will not be accepted. Please email orders@godaintpetty.com for assistance

Our apparel is unisex sizing. Please see the size chart for more details. 

The complete and updated FAQs can be found here: https://www.godaintpetty.com/pages/faqs