*HOODIE* The Petty Girl Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Atlanta Fan Unisex Hoodie (Black/Red)
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*HOODIE* Proud Member of the Petty Pew Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Daddy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Woman Walking Down The Street Unsisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Saint Perfect Savior Unisex Hoodie
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Petty PSA: Don't Ask Me About A Halloween Costume Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceIf There’s Money for War, There’s Money for Breakfast Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* We Could’ve Had Progress. They Chose Greed and Bigotry Instead Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Remix Imagine being scared of diversity but not dictatorship Unisex Hoodie
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America Is a Mess Unisex Sweatshirt
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You Can’t Both-Sides Racism Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* If You Didn’t Vote for Kamala, I Wish You the Worst Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Incompetence Had a Mascot, It Would Wear a Stupid Red Hat Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Let's Taco 'bout the Epstein List Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I can't tell if he's ignoring the Constitution or just can't read cursive Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
