*HOODIE* You can keep the apology. I saw what I needed to see Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
You can keep the apology. I saw what I needed to see Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* From June 19, 1865 to Today, Freedom Is Still Worth the Fight Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* This Ain’t Pro-Life Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Racism Started America. And It Just Might End It Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Kind of Christian Who Loves Their Neighbor Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* I Was Healing. Then They Said Something Stupid Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
I Was Healing. Then They Said Something Stupid Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Due process means you don’t punish first. You prove it first Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* You voted for "me." We voted for "we." That’s the difference Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
You voted for "me." We voted for "we." That’s the difference Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Boycotts Aren't Illegal Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Boycotts Aren't Illegal Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* I Didn't Vote for This Ish! Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
I Didn't Vote for This Ish! Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm not mean, I just retired from tolerating nonsense Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* When Do We Get to the Great Part? Cause This Ain't It Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* They Hate DEI until They Need It Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Over Qualified Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
February is the Blackest Month Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
I Didn't Choose the Petty Life, The Petty Life Chose Me Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
