June is Still Pride Month Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
This Ain’t Pro-Life Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
The Kind of Christian Who Loves Their Neighbor Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
When Do We Get to the Great Part? Cause This Ain't It Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* Imagine you Voted for the Guy Who treats Billionaires Better than Veterans Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
So Where Are the Competent YT Men Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
Don't Test My Petty You Won't Pass (Tote Bag)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
Petty Turkey Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
They Not Petty Like Us Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
I Sit on the Petty Pew God Ain't Petty but I am REMIX Unisex Tee (Front and Back Design Print)
Regular priceFrom $30.00Unit price-
Why be basic when you can be petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
Petty Women May We Know Them Unisex Tee (MILITARY GREEN/WHITE)
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit priceServing Shamrocks and Side-Eyes Unisex Sweatshirt (Black/Green)
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who is the Pettiest of All Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* When they go low I go petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
The First Family of Petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
Thankful Grateful Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
Wisdom and Shade Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* Pray for Me I'm Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty Kansas City Fan Unisex Hoodie (Red/Gold)
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
