*HOODIE* I'm not as petty as I used to be Unisex Hoodie
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I Like my Tea with a Splash of Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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*HOODIE* I like my tea with a Splash of Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty San Francisco Fan Unisex Hoodie (Red/White)
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit priceI'm the Petty Soror Mug 11oz (Blue/Yellow)
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I am Top Tier Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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*HOODIE* When life gives you lemons, get petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty like my Daddy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Gemini Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* He Thinks I'm Petty Hoodie
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Petty Claus Sweatshirt (Christmas)
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If Judgment Is All You Found in the Bible, Read It Again Unisex Tee
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I Miss When the Obamas Were in Charge Tote bag
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If Y’all Had Just Listened to Black Women Unisex Tank Top (RAINBOW)
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Love Your Neighbor Means All Your Neighbors Unisex Long Sleeved Tee (RAINBOW)
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price
Imagine Being Scared of Diversity but Not Dictatorship Unisex Tank Top (RAINBOW)
Regular priceFrom $30.00Unit priceDEI scares them because their choice will always be the unqualified YT guy Unisex Tee
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Hating People Won't Fix Your Problems Tote bag
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
