Petty Claus is coming to Town Unisex Tee (Christmas Colors)
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
Somebody's Petty Ass Friend Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* Being President is a Black Job Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
Petty Rule #1: Don't Start None, Won't Be None Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm a Childless Cat Lady with a Black Job Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
I Don't Care if You Walk, Run, Roll, or Twerk to the Polls. Just Vote Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
Don't ever lose faith in Black Women Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
Petty People go to Heaven Too Unisex Tank
Regular priceFrom $28.00Unit price-
Petty People go to heaven Too Unisex Tank (Graphic Tank)
Regular priceFrom $28.00Unit price*HOODIE* Petty people Go to Heaven Too Unisex Hoodie (text only)
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
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On my Mama I'm Petty Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* Don't Mess with the Petty Teacher Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* My Plants are Petty too Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
The Petty Nurse Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm Standing on Pettiness Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
Ms. Petty Claus Image Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
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*HOODIE* Petty House Rock Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
Too Petty for Ugly Sweaters Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
