The Pettiest Virgo Ever Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Pettiest Scorpio Ever Unisex Sweatshirt
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Someone has to be the Petty Friend Unisex Sweatshirt
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Proud Member of the Petty Pew Unisex Sweatshirt
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Friends that are petty together stay together Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Way: Shade Blvd Unisex Sweatshirt
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I'll stop being petty when you stop being stupid Unisex Sweatshirt
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THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN ME Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Let the Pettiness Begin Unisex Hoodie
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Wisdom & Shade Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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No Shame in my Petty Game Unisex Tee
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Caution Expert Eye-Rolling in Progress Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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*HOODIE* Petty Way: Shade Blvd Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* TL: DR What do you want Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Try my petty if you want to Unisex Hoodie
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God Ain't Petty but this Dad Is Unisex Tee
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Pray for me. I'm Petty One Piece Newborn Baby Tee
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*HOODIE* I like my mimosa with a splash of petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Girl Unisex Hoodie
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Petty Los Angeles Fan Unisex Tee (Gold/Purple)
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
