You voted for "me." We voted for "we." That’s the difference Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* DEI Didn’t Do Any of This Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm not mean, I just retired from tolerating nonsense Unisex Hoodie
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They Hate DEI until They Need It Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* My Vibe Isn't for Everyone, and That's the Point Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Boujee and Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Humble Nah Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* This Hoodie supports a Black Jobs Creator Unisex Hoodie
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I'm a Childless Cat Lady with a Black Job Unisex Sweatshirt
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I'm a Childless Cat Lady Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Don't Ever Lose Faith in Black Women Unisex Hoodie
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My Black Job is Voting Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Being Petty is my therapy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm Pettiest of All Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* God Ain't Petty Unisex Hoodie (Fall Colors 🍁)
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*HOODIE* Bee Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You won't Out-Petty Me Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty and Prayed Up Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Wake up. Pray. Be Petty Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
